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  • July 7, 2017

    Artists against Theater

    In New York City today a strange spectacle is being staged: Theater artists are taking a stand against theater. When the Lincoln Center Festival announced it was staging a four-night production this month that is subsidized by the state of ...
  • July 1, 2017

    Spider-Man: Homecoming Delivers the Goods

    We’ve seen a lot of dark superhero movies (including most of the DC ones) and a lot of smarmy ones (Guardians of the Galaxy, Deadpool) in recent years. But rarely, these days, do the movies about men in tights ...
  • June 30, 2017

    Where in the World Is Bill de Blasio?

    If there is a left-wing equivalent to “At least he made the trains run on time,” it must be, “At least he had the right idea about global warming.” New York’s aloof mayor, Bill de Blasio, is happy to ...
  • June 28, 2017

    Reagan Derangement Syndrome Is Alive and Well

    To believe, in the 1980s, that Ronald Reagan was going to blow up the world may have been merely peculiar. To believe so today is a symptom of raging Reagan Derangement Syndrome. And yet here we are, with The Reagan ...
  • June 19, 2017

    Elizabeth Banks: Wrong on Spielberg, Wrong on Diversity

    Is Steven Spielberg under some kind of moral or political obligation to make movies about women? The question arose last week when the actress and director Elizabeth Banks inexplicably blasted Spielberg while accepting one of those hooray-for-women honors (the Women ...
  • June 15, 2017

    Prog Rock: A Noble but Failed Experiment

    To look at them, the gentlemen constituting Spinal Tap may strike you as heavy-metal musicians. The film of their strange odyssey, with its narrator “Marty DiBergi,” is formally modeled on The Last Waltz, “Marty” Scorsese’s documentary about The Band, ...
  • June 10, 2017

    Bob Dylan Bows to His Betters: Real Writers

    Bob Dylan is not overly endowed with humility: “I was heading for the fantastic lights. No doubt about it,” he writes, describing his early days in New York City in his memoir Chronicles, Volume One. “But now destiny was about ...
  • June 9, 2017

    Bill de Blasio’s Middle Ground on Leftist Terrorism

    This week New York City mayor Bill de Blasio provided an amusing display of how ideologically committed leftists who value their political viability try to map out an in-between position on left-wing terrorism. It can’t be done. You either ...
  • June 2, 2017

    Kathy Griffin and Hillary Clinton: Wonder Women?

    It’s been quite a week for Wonder Women. Every little girl who got a glimpse of TV news learned that she, too, can take a cue from a superhero and grow up as powerful and successful as her imagination ...
  • June 1, 2017

    Sgt. Pepper Wasn’t Even the Best Beatles Album of 1967

    Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band rewrote the rulebook of rock on its first release in the U.S. half a century ago, on June 1, 1967. It’s an exceptional, magnificent work, but it’s not even the finest Beatles ...
  • May 31, 2017

    Has-Been Hillary

    The funniest episode in the protective yet revealing new Hillary Clinton profile arrives when we learn that this sad, unemployed, 69-year-old lady is so desperate to keep her self-image alive that she still employs flunkies and retainers to treat her ...
  • May 27, 2017

    Pirates of the Caribbean 5 — a Script in the Service of Visual Effects

    Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales is a toddler’s birthday party of a movie: Everything is happening but nothing means anything. The movie has no more of a soul than do the dozens of undead pirates ...
  • May 25, 2017

    Baywatch the Movie Is as Bad as Baywatch the TV Show

    Here’s a big-screen adaptation whose source material no one will argue is sacrosanct: The film version of Baywatch is now bouncing into theaters, and it’s about as much fun as getting stung by a jellyfish or run over ...
  • May 23, 2017

    Roger Moore Was the Best Bond

    It may be that the way things were in childhood will forever remain, for you, the way things ought to be. Roger Moore was my James Bond, the Seventies 007, and for me there can be no other. Moore, who died ...
  • May 18, 2017

    Bill de Blasio Will March Behind a Terrorist

    That the mayor of America’s largest city is planning to march with a convicted terrorist in next month’s Puerto Rican Day Parade illustrates a fundamental fact about the Left in America: From student activists all the way up ...
  • May 17, 2017

    Boredom vs. Chaos in The Commune

    ‘I’m bored.” Those two words are all it takes to begin the dismantling of a settled bourgeois family in The Commune, a subtly devastating new film from the Danish writer-director Thomas Vinterberg. It makes apparent the relative attractiveness of ...
  • May 11, 2017

    Guy Ritchie’s Swaggering King Arthur

    The British director Guy Ritchie made his name with the swaggering 1998 film Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, about smack-talking Cockneys plotting London capers, and with the new King Arthur: Legend of the Sword he proves pleasingly able to adapt ...
  • May 9, 2017

    Emma Rosa Parks Watson

    Let’s not underplay this: Emma Watson just became the Rosa Parks of today’s Hollywood. Declining to honor gender demarcations just as Parks once declined to observe racial ones, Watson, holding a goofy simulacrum of a bucket of popcorn, ...
  • May 8, 2017

    Her Chelseaness: How to Be Entitled and Boring without Really Trying

    Chelsea Victoria Clinton was named after the Joni Mitchell song “Chelsea Morning,” and as of the spring of 2017, it’s Chelsea Morning in America. Boom, she’s in Variety . . . CBS This Morning . . . The New York Times Book Review. She even ...
  • May 4, 2017

    Silicon Valley’s Erlich Bachman Is a Capitalist Hero

    It has been reported that there are two types of Silicon Valley folk who watch Silicon Valley: Those who watch it for the dead-on accuracy and those who can’t bear to watch it for the dead-on accuracy. Week after ...
  • May 1, 2017

    Bret Stephens Gives Climate-Change Alarmists Advice, and the Left Erupts

    Ordinarily when war breaks out between the activist Left and the New York Times, the conservative impulse is not to delve too deeply into the substance of the dispute but rather to inquire about the availability of refreshments: When the ...
  • April 28, 2017

    You May Be Wrong about Billy Joel

    This is what happens at a Billy Joel concert at Madison Square Garden: Thousands of gyrating white people from the suburbs have a wonderful time, and one or two frowning music critics (also white, also probably from the suburbs) grind ...
  • April 27, 2017

    Bill Nye, the Scientism Guy

    If you loved Bill Nye the Science Guy, do yourself a favor and don’t call up the kiddie entertainer’s new Netflix show Bill Nye Saves the World. Bitter, angry, shouty, conspiratorial, vulgar, wheedling, given to absurd hyperbole, and ...
  • April 25, 2017

    The Dystopian World of The Handmaid’s Tale Bears No Resemblance to Trump’s America

    The fulsomely praised new Hulu series The Handmaid’s Tale, which is available for streaming starting tomorrow, takes place in a chilling near-future where women are reduced to wombs on feet, gays are publicly executed, and a Christian theocracy has ...
  • April 18, 2017

    Why Colin Kaepernick’s Protest Failed

    L’Affaire Kaepernick is winding down with humiliating defeat facing those athletes, and the jock-sniffing courtiers surrounding them, who publicly disrespected the American flag. About all that is left is for the losers to complain that the winners are hypocrites. ...
  • April 13, 2017

    Don’t Let’s Be Beastly to the Savages

    The Lost City of Z takes us to the Amazon jungle in the Edwardian years, a savage wilderness of irrationality, hostility, and incandescent loathing for outsiders. It’s almost as bad as the Middlebury campus today. I make the comparison ...
  • April 12, 2017

    Dave Eggers’s Prescient Vision of Progressive Dictatorship

    Late in The Circle, Dave Eggers’s 2013 novel set in a near-future that is both staggering and entirely too plausible, the Google-like tech company referred to in the title proposes a small brand extension: Its next goal is to conquer ...
  • August 25, 2016

    Don’t Give Nate Parker an Academy Award

    Is there a morals clause to anything anymore? The question is relevant when it comes to the upcoming Oscar campaign for Nate Parker, the writer/director/star of The Birth of a Nation, which instantly became a frontrunner in the ...
  • December 5, 2013

    Denounced!

    On Thursday I had the strange honor of finding myself denounced, by name, in a full-page color ad placed on page C5 of the New York Times. A humble movie critic rarely finds himself the object of so much excited ...
  • April 27, 2012

    U.K. Government Employing Human Alarm Clocks

    From the Daily Mail: Carl Cooper thought he was doing a public service by offering seven benefits claimants the chance to work for him. But the company boss was flabbergasted when none of them turned up on the ...
  • July 6, 2017

    Who’s Afraid of Sinclair Broadcast Group? John Oliver

    The Right is gaining more platforms to deliver its take on the news, and this trend is posing a danger to the historically unbiased, nonpartisan, straight-down-the-middle reporting of the major media. Who says so? Why, John Oliver. His fans are ...
  • June 30, 2017

    In Chicago, Thought-Police Brutality

    In Chicago, where there were more homicides last year than in Los Angeles and New York City combined, expressing any support whatsoever for the police is now considered an outrage. Should you point out that, say, a play seems to ...
  • June 29, 2017

    Inside the Delightful Suicide of Gawker

    In the history of giving a hostage to fortune, John Cook, a former editor of the former online poison party known as Gawker, merits a special place. He has this to say about his professional aims: “I wanted to write ...
  • June 22, 2017

    The Big Sick Isn’t Big Enough

    In the 1970s, every suburban couple shared the same dread: that they’d be invited over to another couple’s house to watch a slideshow of vacation photos. Invariably the guests would discover that their hosts couldn’t leave anything ...
  • June 16, 2017

    America Stands United in Hating Katy Perry

    For the better part of a decade, Katy Perry filled a historic role in American culture: the national sexy ditz. Like Marilyn Monroe, Suzanne Somers, and Jenny McCarthy before her, she discovered the colossal upside to being dumb, beautiful, and ...
  • June 13, 2017

    Lefty Actors Are Beginning to Fear Donald Trump

    Over the weekend the arts community stepped a little too close to the flame of their hatred for President Trump. They got singed, and by Sunday night they were backing away, looking confused and hurt. The New York theater scene ...
  • June 9, 2017

    A Trump-ified Julius Caesar

    Who is this ancient, yet curiously familiar, character we see before us each evening at the Delacorte Theater in Central Park? He’s said to be Julius Caesar, but he has a business suit, a white shirt, an overcoat, an ...
  • June 7, 2017

    There’s Still Life in The Mummy

    In the land of blinding sunshine, the high priests have used the dark unguents of the embalmer to preserve the ancient bodies of the royals in an uncanny state of youthful freshness. Which is why, I guess, Tom Cruise still ...
  • June 1, 2017

    At the New York Times, a Public Execution

    ‘Democracy dies in darkness,” declares the Washington Post, in a line that Dean Baquet, editor of the rival New York Times said, not inaccurately, “sounds like the next Batman movie.” Now the Times has joined the WaPo in dumping its ...
  • May 31, 2017

    Is Wonder Woman Overrated?

    One takes note of the many encomia for Wonder Woman with a modicum of skepticism. Could film critics — virtually all of them ardent progressives — be grading on a curve, the way the Army gives women two and a half more ...
  • May 27, 2017

    Three Cups of Weak Tea

    With its inherent contradictions and absurdities, war has always provided satirists with a target-rich environment. Fighting men themselves have a keenly developed sense of black comedy and love to joke about futility, the opaque nature of military jargon, the obliviousness ...
  • May 26, 2017

    The Pathetic Journey of ‘Mattress Girl’ Emma Sulkowicz

    An especially acute headline in The Onion once proclaimed, “Marilyn Manson Now Going Door-to-Door Trying to Shock People.” It’s an addictive thing, fame, and when it no longer need have any connection to talent, it can seem available for ...
  • May 24, 2017

    The Enduring Appeal of Evelyn Waugh

    Evelyn Waugh’s friend and fellow novelist Nancy Mitford once wrote of his sense of humor: “Even his close friends were not spared. He criticized everyone fiercely and was a terrible tease, but he set about it in such an ...
  • May 19, 2017

    Chelsea Manning Is Not a Whistleblower

    Let’s say you published something controversial on the Internet and you started getting death threats. How would you like being “doxed”? In other words, what would your reaction be if someone who didn’t like you tweeted out to ...
  • May 17, 2017

    Get Ready for the Pillorying of Pence

    Should Mike Pence become president, the Left will surely lead us in a national chorus of “Whew! Back to normal.” Correct? After all, our friends in the Democratic party have been saying for many months that President Trump is not ...
  • May 12, 2017

    Why Saturday Night Fever Wouldn’t Be a Blockbuster Today

    In the closing minutes of Saturday Night Fever, the following events occur: A racist injustice, an attempted date rape, a gang rape, a horrific accidental death with an element of suicide, and (not least) a nighttime ride on the disco-era ...
  • May 11, 2017

    The Birth of Hollywood Virtue-Signaling

    Fifty years ago, a pathbreaking year for American cinema arrived. Two generation-defining films unlike anything anyone had seen before — Bonnie and Clyde and The Graduate — challenged critics with new depths of irony and previously unseen layers of subtlety. “The big ...
  • May 9, 2017

    Trump the Witch

    As a Nazi, President Trump has proved lackluster. The brownshirts and concentration camps that Hollywood types warned us to expect haven’t materialized. As an authoritarian, too, Trump is falling short of expectations: When judges defy his executive orders, he ...
  • May 5, 2017

    The World Roger Stone Helped Create (or So He’d Have You Believe)

    Roger Stone began his career in political dirty tricks young. In 1960, he was eight, and decided he liked John F. Kennedy’s hair more than Richard Nixon’s. It was important to him for Kennedy to win the mock election ...
  • May 3, 2017

    Courage and Cowardice in the Vietnam War’s Final Hours

    What everyone knows about the Vietnam War is that it was unwinnable, that the South Vietnamese didn’t much want us there, and that our military involvement was a moral outrage that did us all deep dishonor. We know all ...
  • May 1, 2017

    Star-Lords of the Idiocracy

    Everyone said Guardians of the Galaxy was a great movie and everyone was, as usual, wrong. I thought it only sporting to give Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 a try, but it’s exactly the same kind of thing and ...
  • April 28, 2017

    Dan Rather, Fake Newsman

    It’s fitting that Dan Rather is best known for bringing to the world a piece of fake news about George W. Bush’s Air National Guard service in Texas, because that’s where he began his career in shoddy ...
  • April 26, 2017

    Bill de Blasio’s Pre-Pre-K Fantasy

    In New York City’s government-run education system, as a general rule, you can guess how bad the school is by how grand and imposing its name is. At the High School for Law and Community Service in the Bronx, ...
  • April 19, 2017

    Lena Dunham’s Ultimately Conservative Message

    Lena Dunham’s ultimate message in Girls is conservative: a lesson in the cost of flouting bourgeois norms. To put in perspective the magnitude of what Lena Dunham has accomplished with her HBO sitcom Girls, imagine that Michael Jackson had ...
  • April 14, 2017

    The Jewel of Conservatism in The Crown

    Netflix’s superb drama The Crown may appear on the surface to be merely another lush historical soap opera for the sort of person who cried while watching Princess Diana’s wedding. But in fact, the series, which promises to ...
  • April 13, 2017

    Paul McCartney’s Neglected Masterpiece

    Unlike John Lennon, the chronic oversharer avant la lettre, Paul McCartney has always been guarded about his interior life, rarely using his songs to deliver the gossip about what it’s like being Paul McCartney. For McCartney, the entertainer’s ...
  • October 4, 2016

    Deepwater Horizon and Everyday Heroes

    The climactic images of an American flag rippling against darkness and fire in the brilliant new film Deepwater Horizon recall many a war film, or indeed the writing of The Star Spangled Banner itself, near Fort McHenry as the War ...
  • March 6, 2014

    School Reformers Fight Back against de Blasio

    These are the 194 Harlem children who have been kicked out of their beloved school by New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio. Thursday they starred in a full-page New York Times advertisement that seemed like the cap to a very ...
  • August 11, 2012

    Olympian Self-Seriousness

    It’s that orotund opening theme song that drags you into watching the Olympics, that inescapable Cecil B. DeMille bombast suggesting Vulcan beating a kettle drum. Bum-bum-ba-BUM-BUM-bum-bum-ba-BUM-BUM. Battle stations! Ramming speed! Associations rush to mind — the classical splendor, the brotherhood ...
  • March 7, 2012

    Peyton Manning’s NFL

    In the 1990s, NFL football seemed about to sink into a mini–dead-ball era of wily defense. Such was the skill of kickers that short- and medium-distance field-goal attempts became nearly always successful. They also grew far too frequent. In 1993, ...
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